AI interior roasts for a brighter you
Brutal roasts. Better spaces.
Upload the evidence. Pick your critic. Get a funny, practical read on what your room needs next.
Free demo · Photo stays in your browser
RoastNest.app
Today’s diagnosis
Your ceiling light is giving “landlord special.”
Same room. Higher standards.
The room roast
Give us the room. We’ll give it the truth.
01 / The evidence
Upload your room
02 / Pick a critic
Choose your persona
Demo mode uses a playful example roast. No photo is sent anywhere.
Roast · Refine · Repeat
A reaction now. A better room after.
- 01
Show us the scene
Upload one clear room photo. A little clutter is encouraged.
- 02
Choose your chaos agent
Go design-precise or get the full nonna treatment.
- 03
Keep the good notes
Use the checklist to make one meaningful improvement at a time.
Coming soon
Make the fixes without the hunt.
RoastNest Glow-Up Plans will turn the checklist into a thoughtful, budget-aware edit of real products and design direction. No mystery links. No fake storefront.
Product recommendations are not live yet
On the list
- A room-specific shopping shortlist
- Budget tiers that match real life
- A clear priority order before you buy
- Optional designer consult handoff